Mexican Breakfast

When a women wakes a man up in the morning to perform oral sex on him while she simultaneously dips two finger in hot sauce and shoves it up his rectum.

"My wife always wakes me up with a Mexican Breakfast every year on our anniversary!"

by Rim Tobbs November 23, 2020

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Mexican Breakfast

When you crack open an egg on someones breast and then stir it around and use it as lubricant.

Hey Diego, how did you enjoy that Mexican breakfast served a la puta earlier this morning.

by Alex Corb September 21, 2018

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mexican steambath

When you eat Taco Bell and do zerberts with your butthole on someone's leg.

Willy: If you don't run my inbounds correctly, I'm going to give you all a Mexican Steambath.

by Awenger November 28, 2017

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mexican stop sign

When reaching a stop sign all passengers excluding the drive run around the vehicle until reaching the same spot

We did a Mexican stop sign today

by 007wordmaker August 05, 2014

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Mexican handkerchief

The act of forcefully excreting mucosal sinus contents through one nostril and onto the ground (or floor) via the closing of the other whilst expelling air - likely originating in either the American southwest or Bible Belt, most prevalently used in the trucking and agricultural industries snot rocket farmer blow

I gave up lookin' fer a Kleenex and pulled out a Mexican handkerchief on the lobby floor.

by Wyndham Lewis February 22, 2012

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