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give your meat a good ol' rub

give your meat a good ol' rub. That's it, nice and hot. Hope for more spicy meat, hehe boi!
by ♥🗺☠ March 9, 2021
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upside down taco with the meat hanging out

When a girls cooter lips are too short and her pink junk is showing.
Merry came out of the shower the other night showing her upside down taco with the meat hanging out. Scary!
by Shardcard February 17, 2007
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all the meat around a pigs ass is pork

When someone is telling you something & you know the answer & they know the answer - used as sarcasm-like duh everybody knows that for someone who is a know it all or when someone asks a stupid question
My dad would say this when you asked a stupid question - a car won"t run without gas- yeah & all the meat around a pigs ass is pork
by Kitzie kidder June 17, 2017
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purple headed mushroom cap meat sword

a slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,
a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,
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chase hungry dogs off a meat truck

when someone is so unattractive that they can literally chase the hungry dogs off a meat truck.
"Dude, that girl is so ugly she could chase hungry dogs off a meat truck."
by sugarqueen March 10, 2004
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eat the meat off the toilet seat

when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger
Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!
by OjibweLdF September 26, 2008
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National Beat Your Homies Meat Day

Beat your homies meat no matter what, u can say no homo but its not that exciting u dumb cunt.
National Beat Your Homies Meat Day Lemme beat yo damn meat HoMiE
by Fallen_Chubbx November 1, 2019
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