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mexican punching bag

When someone preforms oral sex on a male and punches his testicles as if it were a punching bag.
Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.
by Bobby Applesauce July 19, 2017
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risky mexican

crazy person who adores himself, and thinks he are the greatest and toughest mexican around.
risky mexican thinks he is thougher than deni wcf, but he is not :P
by denisinjo January 1, 2012
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Pulling a mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021
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Mexican

The dude that’s in my front yard every weekend
by Mr paper man November 22, 2021
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Mexican Halloween

When you want to reproduce the reference from community, but the spices from the mexican food you ate earlier are on your hands and mess up the mood when you finger her...
I mexican halloweened my girlfriend and she had to put a bag of frozen blueberries on her coochie to help with the pain
by El guero Bambi August 4, 2022
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mexican trunk junk

Marijuana that is horrid. Mostly shake, stems and seeds, doesn't get you high, and doesn't last. Complete garbage.
by SmokeyBluntRoach November 15, 2014
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Mexican Pizza’d

A fresh, hot, melty Taco Bell Mexican pizza thrown at you causing burns and sadness!
Andrea was Mexican Pizza’d by her husband because he was drunk and disorderly and it was the closest thing to throw.
by anonymous September 25, 2021
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