Peanut Butter Blaster

When you are having anal sex and the woman has diarrhea.

I had to take a shower after giving her the peanut butter blaster.

by Sithlordo66 May 20, 2023

Ski Tuck Blaster

Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.

Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.

by Jujupoopster January 22, 2024

The sewage blaster

Definiton of The sewage blaster

"I came but the dirt blasted it away"

Cumming into a girl but she has Diarrhea,
And shoots feces and sperm at you

Defined
"Dude lets fuck just dont do The sewage blaster"
"Did you just blast sewage at me..?"
"The sewage blasted all over me..)

by ThoughtsOflobotomic June 2, 2024

Big Man Blastoise

A term used to describe someone who exudes unstoppable energy and confidence, often handling challenges with the same overwhelming power and cool demeanor as the Pokémon Blastoise. Can also refer to someone who takes charge in tough situations, acting as the "tank" in a group dynamic.

Jake rolled up to the basketball court like a Big Man Blastoise, hitting three-pointers and blocking every shot like it was nothing.

by Space_turtle January 27, 2025

Illinois Butt Blaster

When two people spread their butt cheeks and fart into each others rectums

A: “Dude, it smells like shit in here”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butt Blaster with my bro.”

by Chuck J. January 25, 2026

Illinois Butter Butt Blaster

Similar to a standard Illinois Butt Blaster with the exception that little Italian gas station pizza garlic butter sauce is first poured into the rectums prior to farting.

A: “Dude, it smells like shit and garlic butter in here.”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butter Butt Blaster with my bro.”

by Chuck J. January 25, 2026

Dominique Pelicot Is Blastoise

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😱:Dominique Pelicot Is Blastoise

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025