alex is the coolest g (stands for gangsta just to clarify) around. he makes all the biggest willy muscle men hide their girlfriends when he walks out the house otherwise they would want him instead!
person 1: ever heard of the myth ‘alexander james nonce westcott’
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!
by jjackparryy December 27, 2022

Breaking News: Florida Man Arrested For Doing The Poached James At A Child's Birthday Party. Locals Say Man Had Just Lost A Dare
by surelyiamblue February 16, 2020

by ThePelicansAreComing April 10, 2022

A womanizer and a racist that Hates women. He is a funny guy that knows how to have a good time. Don't let him near your mom "young gravy is his idle". He is either really hairy or bald. He loves food. Sometimes he acts gay with his homies.
by Thefamedjames September 18, 2022

James is a handsome and caring man who will put others before himself. He is short tempered and used phrases like “fuck sake” and “you dick head” often. However he cares for others and is a great friend however easily falls into bad crowds. He is that friend who will take the piss out of you for any little thing but knows when he’s crossed the line. If you have a James as a friend don’t lose him because he is one of the few people who will go out of his way to help you and make sure you’re okay even if he isn’t.
by Orange melons April 11, 2023

by fredos July 12, 2006

A man with a huge bunda. Loves having 10 inch penises in his bum and like touching young children. He doesn’t give a shit about life and doesn’t do any work. Would kill someone for a McDonald’s. If he could have all the girls in the world it would still end up being a man he ends up with
by Johnny mangle November 22, 2021
