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Fruit Cake

A term used for being offensive, insulting them by calling them a fruit cake in a rude way whilst arguing.

It can also be used as a very nice term, by slowly calling the love of your life a fruit cake, you could start to win them over. They are both as sweet as each other.
Shut up! You don't know nothing about this!
Why don't you shut up you fruit cake!

Aww, my fruit cake, how are you feeling?
by Quicksand Boy January 10, 2018
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cake

A set of beer, specifically 5 beers and all being from a different brand or style
I grabbed a cake of brews for the NFL game tonight
by Goldenfry March 21, 2021
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King Cake

When a dude nuts inside of a big butt.
Friend 1: Do you see that girl? She's got some cake!
Friend 2: Yeah man, I want to give her a King Cake!
by Alup January 30, 2022
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portuguese crab cakes

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*
We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.
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Dauntless Cake

It is a dauntless cake. What else do I need to say? Tobias loves his cake. Only Divergent fans will understand. NEVER TAKE THE DAUNTLESS CAKE AWAY!!!
Tobias: Hey Tris, can I have some cake?
Tris: Sure, I just made some Dauntless cake
by ThatrandomDauntlessinatiate December 13, 2021
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lard cakes

"Hey wanna go see a movie?"
"No man, I have way to much homework."
"Lard cakes"
by NerdDude May 5, 2015
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Fruit Cake

"Hey what's up You Fruit Cake" or "Yo Jeff That Guy Look's Like a Fruit Cake"
by Street Talk Fo Realz February 25, 2017
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