by jerris March 19, 2022

by Waskly wabit. August 18, 2020

by melanie beaton August 1, 2007

When you and ur shorty slam a Gordita crunch at Taco Bell, and while unloading on the shitter, you yell for her to suck you off. When she gets on her knees, flip a quick 180 and shart all over her.
by Cheddyblumpy180 May 2, 2024

1. The aftermath of alcohol use during the Super Bowl
2. The drowsiness and fatigue after staying up all night watching the Super Bowl(non-alcoholic)
2. The drowsiness and fatigue after staying up all night watching the Super Bowl(non-alcoholic)
I woke up this morning with a Super Bowl Hangover after celebrating my team's win late into the night.
by Lana B. February 25, 2011

A subspecies of the newly discovered "Complete Jackass" creature. They are extremely transphobic and homophobic towards every other living creature besides themselves. A few notable behaviors that indicates that a Super Straight believes you are part of the LGBTQ+ community and do not like you are them ignoring you, being hostile towards you, pretending to be injured and calling other Complete Jackasses over, and rarely attempting to initiate a physical fight. Though they are somehow capable of speaking human languages and understanding human languages, they are unable to solve the most basic puzzles and complete the most basic non-survival related tasks. A group of Super Straights, or just Complete Jackasses in general, is known as a Complaint.
Zoo Tour Guide: And here, we have the Complete Jackasses.
Crowd of Zoo Visitors: (Various noises of disgust and hatred)
Random Super Straight: HELP! THAT MAN'S ATTACKING ME! AAAGHH! (Pretending to be severely injured)
Complaint: (Various angry noises and threats)
Zoo Tour Guide: Moving on..
Crowd of Zoo Visitors: (Various noises of disgust and hatred)
Random Super Straight: HELP! THAT MAN'S ATTACKING ME! AAAGHH! (Pretending to be severely injured)
Complaint: (Various angry noises and threats)
Zoo Tour Guide: Moving on..
by abnormaldude July 5, 2024

by 459395 May 4, 2023
