Well, bless your pea picking little heart! You are about three walls shy of a full house, ain’t you? That’s what you get for sticking your finger in an electric socket!
by Dcstrutter November 12, 2023
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Get the LILL BRO IM IN YUOR HOUSE mug.The principle that ad hoc constructions operate in two modes: absolute ad hocs (solutions or explanations that are so perfect for their specific case that they achieve a kind of universal validity within that case) and relative ad hocs (temporary fixes that work for now, in this context, but won't survive beyond it). The law acknowledges that some ad hoc solutions become permanent—the temporary fix that becomes the standard, the one-off explanation that becomes the theory. Others remain forever ad hoc, useful only in their original context. The law of absolute and relative ad hocs helps distinguish between the ad hoc that transcends its origins and the ad hoc that remains forever local.
Law of the Absolute and Relative Ad Hocs Example: "His ad hoc fix for the leaking pipe—a clamp and some rubber—worked so well it became the permanent solution. The law of absolute and relative ad hocs said: this ad hoc transcended its origins; it became absolute for this pipe. His later ad hoc fix for a relationship problem—flowers and an apology—remained relative: it worked once, for that fight, and couldn't be generalized. Both were valid in their way."
by Dumu The Void February 17, 2026
Get the Law of the Absolute and Relative Ad Hocs mug.The principle that ad hoc constructions exist on a spectrum between absolute and relative, with infinite gradations and multiple dimensions. Under this law, no ad hoc is purely absolute or purely relative—each occupies a position in spectral space defined by its generality, its durability, its context-dependence, its transferability. Some ad hocs are nearly absolute (the fix that works in many situations), some nearly relative (the one-off that never repeats), most somewhere in between. The law of the spectral ad hocs recognizes that ad hoc is not a binary category but a continuous field, with every temporary solution located somewhere on the spectrum of permanence.
Law of the Spectral Ad Hocs Example: "She mapped her life's ad hocs using spectral analysis: the career decision that worked perfectly and lasted decades (near absolute), the parking spot trick that worked only in that one garage (near relative), the relationship advice that helped some friends and not others (spectral middle). The coordinates showed where her ad hocs were likely to generalize and where they were just for her. The map didn't predict the future, but it helped her navigate it."
by Dumu The Void February 17, 2026
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