dough dick

man who cant get an erection, soft as putty;

pit it away dough dick, ur fucking useless, i would rather sit oan ma finger!

by angie and lynne February 6, 2007

paper dick

Term for a cigarette, from the word "glass dick" describing a crack pipe.

Hey, can I get a drag of your paper dick?

by Tea Oh Em June 16, 2009

dick fitswell

a name...

Hello, how are you today, Im Dick Fitswell

by ILL-MENTAL October 22, 2003

Operation dick

Derived from the popular children's game Operation, an Operation dick is a dick that is so thin that it does not touch the vaginal walls. It is very impractical since most women do not allow men to play real-life Operation in their vaginas.

Samantha told me her partner last night Jeff had an Operation dick that was terribly unsastisfying.

by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006

bowl of dicks

See go eat a bowl full of dicks.

Go eat a bowl of dicks.

by Ignominious Bob September 8, 2010

Bag Of Dicks

A group of game developers who have set the bar so high for unusual levels of dickness and 'out of the way fuckery' who most definitely work for rockstar/take-two interactive. Most notably for cars pulling out in front of you 'at random,' businesses getting robbed within 4 hours of being setup and only being in your MC for like half an hour and getting the cops 'randomly' right after calling them off without even hitting a cop car.

These bag of dicks at rockstar parked my chopper under a light pole, dafuq?

by outletIT July 4, 2019

dick click

Action when a police officer has his restraints on a person tight enough to be secure, then ratchets them down just a little further to the point of discomfort, usu. because the offender did something to piss off said officer.

When they finally caught the perp, Officer Barrelgutz threw a dick click on the guy's cuffs for making his fat ass run.

by Bructus September 30, 2010