Slapping the cat

A phrase that means "I am just kidding"

"Hey you look great in that shirt!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"

by proooj February 29, 2016

SLAP

Sounds like a plan!

"Let's head to that concert tonight at 8"
"SLAP!"

by pipwr July 13, 2019

Cock-slapped

The female equivalent to being “pussy-whipped”. When a lady is down bad, head over heels, for someone.

Lady #1: “He’s beyond handsome. Smart, funny, gorgeous, caring — the whole package.”

Lady #2: “Sounds like you’re pretty cock-slapped for him.”

by BreezyVanillaBean June 30, 2022

Slap her ass

When you slap her ass. duh
when u really wanna slap her booty

Hey check out her gyatts!
John: Slap her ass, dude

by boxybooawesomeTENNIS November 15, 2023

Sun-Slapped

Extremely sun burnt when you wanted to get sun-kissed

Wow Abby got sun-slapped today at the lake!

by Beachy432 March 23, 2023

Oscar Slap

When you get slapped after making a joke about someone’s partner.

I made a joke about her lover and she Oscar slapped me.

by FreshWords April 2, 2022

Kentucky Long Slap

When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake

Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.

by TomSideways February 7, 2017