green crime

When you go against the law to save the world.

When someone leaves a Target shopping cart on a sidewalk a mile away from Target. GREEN CRIME! In saving the environment from toxic fumes from a vehicle, he or she risked his or her life by temporarily stealing a cart from Target to burn calories instead of gas.

by Big Bad Voodoo Mama April 12, 2012

green pants

referring to marijuana

Hey ted, wanna put on the green pants today

by moobacca December 30, 2011

Spring Break Greens

Euphemism for Marijuana.

Billy: Hey man, I've got the spring break greens. Hit me up if you need some.

Jason: Sick bro.

by kittensarereallycute January 10, 2012

Green Gobler

When a dude likes to fuck a chick with a yeast infection, and when he cums he licks her pussy.

Yeah man, hes a Green Gobler

by TheSlimReaper February 26, 2011

green morning

that day after you smoke so much when you wake up and still feel high

i cant focus on typing this post, im having a green morning .

by four2zerochikk March 2, 2011

Green lovin

Having sex stoned long and slow,

green lovin is having great sex when stoned

i dont realy remember wha was said but i know we had a good time so we call it green lovin.

by High tripper March 5, 2011

Green protein

Green protein is slang word for marijuana.

ayyy brah! pass the green protein

by petoavoidenceclub July 22, 2011