Suck an egg

Similar to ‘step on Lego’, a meaningless insult that has no correlation to an actual egg.

Bill: “ you’re so stupid”
Susan: “suck an egg”

by Idkapparentlyicandothis October 10, 2021

Suck and push

When you bent your knees at a slight 90 degree angle and suck air so far up your anus and push as hard as you can letting out the most juiciest fart you can.

“Yo man I have gas pains but I can’t fart”

“I gotchu bro try the suck and push, last time I had that problem I tried it out. I shit myself but it was so worth it.”

by Nippletickler69 February 1, 2022

suck noise

A slang term to say 'fuck you take the hard way.'

*Attempting to lift 500lbs* "Have you ever lifted before?" "No." "Suck noise, add 250lbs."

by Deguisseppionoppolis May 28, 2018

suck n pump

Giving someone a Blowjob and then having sex with the same person.

“Maybe i give him a quick suck n pump in the bathroom. A suck n pump means to give someone a blowjob and sleep with the same person. I suck him off and in return, he give me three pumps and stops.”

by Mm21 May 29, 2021

Lemon suck

When you use a dick as a lemon juicer the a girl gives you head

“Lemon suck me babe”

by LemonSuck69 December 6, 2018

Sucking ghost dick

When you randomly choke on nothing or your spit at any random time

1: yo how wa- *starts randomly choking*

2: this nigga sucking ghost dick

1: it was my spit dumbass

by RETARDCUH666 June 20, 2023

Corn Sucking

The act of sucking on corn while in the middle of a gay orgy

We should do Corn Sucking tonight

by MommyWiggles August 25, 2017