Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

A completely normal sentence.

Kid: Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

Mom: I died 34 years ago

by Luigi One June 4, 2021

ur mom and your dad are both gay

The greatest rebuttal to a rebuttal known to human kind.

Random 2 year old - You' er mom gay
Me - No u
Random 2 year old - Ur mom and your dad are both gay

by no u too May 7, 2018

National eat your moms pussy day

The 12th of may is!

The day where you get to eat,lick,makeout with your milf moms pussy and give her the great time that slut needs

Mom…
Yes sweetie

Take them panties off
Why sweetheart
Because it’s…
National eat your moms pussy day

by Ilovemymilfmom May 12, 2023

your girlfriend looks like my mom

Basically it’s the new your mom gay, but as you know your mom looks like trash and so that persons girlfriend looks like trash as well

His new girflriend is super ugly don’t you think? “Your girlfriend looks like my mom.”

by HitsBluntGuy June 5, 2018

love love and love love to see your mom

When you love to see your mom.

I'll talk tomorrow love love and love love to see your mom

by Irreduzibel March 1, 2021

give me your mom's credit card number

How to epically troll any kid 360 no-scope mic up kid gg ez w

scammer Hey kid, give me your mom's credit card number

kid Ok!
scammer thanks kid take this lollipop as a reward
kid Thanks Mr!
scammer wtf

by Mr Skill Issue December 17, 2021

Fackin clapped ye mom inni't ye s'wit

When another 5 year old on xbox tell you they fucked your mom, you respond with this.

5 year old: Omg your so bad I fucked your mom

You: I Fackin clapped ye mom inni't ye s'wit

by Pephaze January 1, 2021