When you tell a joke and no one laughs/no one thinks it’s funny. Usually called out after a bad joke is told or someone says something meant to be funny and it simply does not land.
by dpm14 February 19, 2025
Get the Della Momentmug. 
Get the Ochagaru momentmug. by Olilol96 May 16, 2020
Get the Xavleb Momentmug. To embark on a glorious crusade, conquer the heart of a damsel in distress, and partake in the sacred act of procreation, thereby fulfilling one's destiny as a bonafide studmuffin.
by largeturtle December 9, 2023
Get the Tai Momentmug. When an experience is better in hindsight than the actual event.
Analogous to eating cold pizza the day after it was made/bought, it just tastes better for whatever reason.
Analogous to eating cold pizza the day after it was made/bought, it just tastes better for whatever reason.
Roger: Remember when we first met? I saw down and my pants tore in two?
Zoe: Oh yeah, hilarious first impression.
Roger: I know right? Total cold pizza moment.
Zoe: Oh yeah, hilarious first impression.
Roger: I know right? Total cold pizza moment.
by vinhloc September 7, 2014
Get the Cold pizza momentmug. person 1: "bro, why do you act so different online"
person 2: " yea bro, you be simping for everyone"
person 3: "bro , I don't simp for anyone"
person 1: "Eggy boi moment"
person 2: " yea bro, you be simping for everyone"
person 3: "bro , I don't simp for anyone"
person 1: "Eggy boi moment"
by anonymous March 14, 2022
Get the Eggy boi momentmug. Divine moment
A divine moment is a situation where someone:
1. Total self-contradiction by debunking their own previous point.
2. Claims they will do something specific and then religiously does the exact opposite.
3. Acts in direct contradiction to an argument they just made.
4. Argues passionately about a topic they know jack shit about.
5. Displays annoying, contradictory, or hypocritical behavior.
These moments are marked by their blatant inconsistency, unintentional irony, and is often unintentionally hilarious or frustrating due to their sheer lack of self-awareness.
A divine moment is a situation where someone:
1. Total self-contradiction by debunking their own previous point.
2. Claims they will do something specific and then religiously does the exact opposite.
3. Acts in direct contradiction to an argument they just made.
4. Argues passionately about a topic they know jack shit about.
5. Displays annoying, contradictory, or hypocritical behavior.
These moments are marked by their blatant inconsistency, unintentional irony, and is often unintentionally hilarious or frustrating due to their sheer lack of self-awareness.
Divine: Well done, you figured out this word has different meanings.
Victim: You just acted like there weren't any..
Witness: Divine moment lol
Victim: You just acted like there weren't any..
Witness: Divine moment lol
by d1v1ne May 26, 2024
Get the divine momentmug.