Chocolate Cake

When you hold a lighter to your ass in an attempt to far and create a flamethrower but instead you spew diarrhetic shit all over your hand.

Mark: Hey, y'all wanna see something funny?

John: Fucking gross! Mark just baked a chocolate cake.

by Asstral Projection July 30, 2025

Urinal Caking

When you place a urinal cake on the head of the Jappiest girl in your Hebrew school and yell at her aggressively until she squirts!

Bro did you see Yoni was urinal caking Batshevah in the hallway! B”H

by Rabbi Ed December 8, 2023

Cake

A nice ass (typically female)

Damn girl you got cake.

by itsalwayslit July 19, 2016

cake

Num num num

Person 1: I love cake

Person 2: Num num num

by MrCakeGuy November 28, 2020

pune cake

Where a man busts not in but around the vagina and makes the vagina to where it isn’t visible

Pune cake

by Jerry-is-harry206 November 28, 2017

K-cakes

A girl with sticky inner thighs.

Samantha is such a K-cakes! Her legs are practically dripping!

by Jackknife37 November 14, 2011

Poo Cake

A poo cake is a butthole.

Boyfriend: let's try anal tonight, babe.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.

by Sallysuewho December 4, 2017