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John P

A John P is the type of friend to stay back when his friend ties they're shoe, most importantly, only a John P would be able to kill someone with his Monster Dong - The type of guy that wouldn't brag about it too much either.

John P is the funny guy in the group, his sense of humour could almost make anyone happier.
"oh look, there's John P!" "What a dumbass isn't he" "yeah but he's funny as hell!"
by Ashley knode May 28, 2020
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johnar

Johnar, also known as yescoke, he is a norwegian contant creator, he is sexy and smaxy and always ready to flexy. Some people thinks hes funny but most people hate him.
Johnar is not very funny
by Yeskukskjøl June 1, 2020
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John-Eden Moment

A moment in which, the server of dank memes, or indeed any server or group chat, starts talking about CP, for no apparent reason, the chat goes from shitposting to talking about legality and morals of Child porn.

(John Eden was the username of a wierdo who said loli is ok)
Samoht: "oh god, another John-Eden Moment"
by 69gaystreet July 24, 2020
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John

A 40-65 year old man who still hangs out at
Hostels. A John will often tell you boring stories, tell you to turn the music down, be a creeper, won’t introduce himself or will say way too much.
There’s so many Johns at my hostel... I thought this was a youth hostel anyway?
by Nova8 August 4, 2020
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john chadley

J. Chadley is a person who dominates women as he has a massive dong
Man john chadley just stole my girlfriend and got her pregnant
by Normal British child August 29, 2020
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john guy the science nye

He is a John guy and very cool
by john guy the science nye October 7, 2020
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John is a Bum

John is a Bum!!!!!
by totally not pilar November 4, 2020
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