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John is a Bum 

John is a Bum!!!!!
John is a Bum by totally not pilar November 4, 2020

John McTaggart

"Son get your work down" is just one of the many quotes said by this famous legend from Holy Cross High school in Hamilton. He also has some arse and will whip your arse, quote "Had a naughty boy in class today, had to give him a proper telling." This was another great quote from him, he also listens to scrillex.
I saw John McTaggart smelling Mrs Hands the other day, pretty sure she said some arse to him and skelped it.

John Cena's Wife

When you have no friends and you think someone is fat and ugly, you call them John Cena's Wife and they get sad and commit Oof in Roblox, btw your dad left you for the milk store.
Me: You are John Cena's wife
You: OOF

John Tolbert 

John Tolbert is the best name in the world he is the best person in the entire world.
John Tolbert by JohnArkansasFan December 17, 2020
The hottest man alive. He is a big brain boy and love minecraft and terrraria. All the women love, including your mom, and he is amazing. He is super cool and is amazing.
I love that John
John by epicgamer07 December 23, 2020

john ownes 

A meme started from the YouTube channel “datarxz”, where the channel creator trolls somebody by the name of John Ownes.
Hey did you hear abo-“
John Ownes.” Interrupted the man.
john ownes by Funnyman January 10, 2021