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Ted butt

To play leap-frog and, upon leaping over someone, slam your gooch into the back of their head.
dude: "Ow! I smacked my head into you! Are you okay?"

other dude: "No! I got hit right in the gooch! You Ted butted me!"
by a blasian man September 29, 2012
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Christmas Butt

When one butt cheek is red and then the other is green.
Lance...I see you are sporting your Christmas Butt this holiday.
by Squeedely Teets June 17, 2020
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duncan butt

Lacking an ass, or having a Hank Hill type of ass.
Looks like John have that Duncan Butt. He has no ass at all.
by LocoDiaz April 6, 2020
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butt crittering

The act of anal penetration between 3am and 3:59am in a strangers house while howling.
Did you hear me last night yo? I was so at Mrs. Santos' house last night butt crittering
by Grandmascookiem1lk August 22, 2017
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Butt chug

Being an absolute badass and chugging beers down your ass with the boys.
Yo chad, you ever done a butt chug before?
by I’mTheTank March 29, 2020
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kevins butt

(kevins butt) is the equivalent to a door
by ap0llo_ July 2, 2021
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