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Urban dictionary

Wyd reading a book with words in it?

Urban dictionary is more helpful and easier 🤷 ♂️

Plus does the normal dictionary know what a kink is? Nope!!!
Person one: Yo what does alligator mean..?
Person two: bro idk just check the dictionary it’s in that bookshelf.
Person three: y’all r tripping just open google and use Urban Dictionary
by Grassfart July 17, 2023
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Urban Dictionary

a website that you're definitely not on right now, with many different, usually inaccurate, definitions of words or phrases. like the online dictionary to our now generation.
"YOO WANNA LOOK UP OUR NAMES IN URBAN DICTIONARY??"

"YOO LETS GOO"
by BrioTheBrioski May 19, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

Not an actual "Dictionary" but we still have those smart ass people who make real definitions for words and won't let us have fun on this beautiful place we call heaven tbh
I go on Urban Dictionary every day tbh bc i have no life
by youfuckingcunttbh April 15, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

No need to try and find out what it means just go with it
by UrbanDictionaryAdmin_5 June 3, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

A website devoted to defining words you never wanted to know about. Definitions range from basics to extremes you'll wish you never saw.
Guy 1: what's a cleaveland steamer .
Guy 2: Idk look on urban dictionary.
by Dank_swooce March 5, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

Perhaps the best explanation as to who and what is on the internet. There are dumb mother fuckers who couldn't tell you what 7 plus 5 was without ten fingers and their feet in sight. There are dull people (Usually adults) who take everything too seriously and don't have any humour (In this context by copy paste-ing dictionary definitions onto words).There are the douches who think the entirety of the sight is for bragging and saying how often the have sex. There are the teens type 1:Repressed and angsty and teens type 2: OMG I CAN'T EVEN JUSTIN BEIBER MY QUEEN TYLER OAKLEY DANISNOTONFIRE AMAZINGPHIL DIL HOWLTER OMGOMGOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGK I CANNOT !!!!!1 , with the latter usually found in tumblr.There's the thug, who talks about weed and weed and weed and ....well, he never really seems to stop talking about weed. Then there's the 1%, the people who make funny definitions and aren't dicks and OMG I CAN'T EVEN JUSTIN BEIBER MY QUEEN TYLER OAKLEY DANISNOTONFIRE AMAZINGPHIL DIL HOWLTER OMGOMGOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGK!!!!!!1

But in the end, none of this matters, as 99% of it is inevitably porn and sexual terms involving shit.

A LOT of shit.
Guy 1:What does poontang mean?

Guy 2: Fuckin' Urban Dictionary that shit.
by thegovermentislizards69 March 18, 2015
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