Colostomy Slot Taco

A colostomy bag splitting open during sex, but instead of panicking, moving her on to her back with her legs behind her ears, then ceasing the opportunity to pour the contains of the bag into her vagina, and then chowing down on it like you’re at your favourite Tex-Mex Restaurant.

Person 1: oh dude your breath stinks!

Person 2: Sorry man, I had a colostomy slot taco last night.

by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025

The Valley Taco

The act of fucking a girl in her ass while she then shits on you as you procede to fuck her in her vagina.

RJ: Man last night me and Alexis tried out The Valley Taco. ;)
Pablo: Damn!!! You lucky S.O.B :)

by MrNiggaArches August 18, 2011

glossy taco

the top coat for nail polish

what simplynailogical calls a top coat

a glossy coat

now we just apply the glossy taco

if you didn't want as much texture, add on a glossy taco

by yohyoh April 18, 2018

glossy taco

A glossy taco is a word used by us nail polish users and holosexuals, it means a glossy top coat on top of any nail polish design.
#sinplynailogical

Finish peeling off the nail vinals and add the holo taco, then finish with a glossy taco to make it shine.

by Wazzaz August 13, 2017

glossy taco

A glossy taco is slang for a shiny or glossy top coat used to seal in nail polish.

After using the sponge to dab on the nail polish, apply a thick glossy taco cause we're gonna add nail vinyls next!

by blackholowitch April 18, 2018

Glossy Taco

a glossy top coat, as in one used over nail polish.

After painting your nails, apply a glossy taco to make them shine!

by Simplyboilogical April 18, 2018

taco cat

a noob who has no idea what the meaning of life is and so, they turn to the one thing they are good at, fking other noobies and being a teachers pet and ace ing maths GCSE

Rae: urg, Laura you are SUCH a taco cat...

Laura:you meanie! just because I got an A* and you got a C- doesn't make me a taco cat!
Rae:well what about the fact ur always so nice to Mr Sonny?
Laura:thats cause he's marrying my gay father!
Rae:well what about the fact you f**ked James the other day?
Laura: ........................................ HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Rae:magiccccc....... ur definitely a taco cat, girl.

by REB7293_2223hfje October 24, 2020