Blow Job Artist (BJA)

a woman who is particularly excellent at blow jobs

that girl last night gave me the best blow job ever. as if i were getting head from a vacuum. i do believe she was a Blow Job Artist (BJA).

by quabbtwabbler May 24, 2011

ice cream paint job

to ejaculate inside a woman's body; "cream on the inside, clean on the outside." reference: see "are the rims big/do they ride good" refering to a woman's breasts and sexual intercourse

I gave cathy an ice cream paint job and she thought I was wearing a rubber, now a baby daddy.

by i'm smarter than you August 22, 2009

t-rex hand job

To be masturbated by a person with ataxic cerebral palsy. A person with this birth defect has one or two small and withered arm resembling the arm of a tyrannosaurus rex.

I don't care what you say about her being a freak! I love the t-rex hand job. It makes my unit look huge!

by lowtarsmokenfool July 3, 2010

Twenty Twenty Paint Job

A crummy paint job on a car that only looks good from twenty feet away while going twenty miles and hour.

We grabbed some cheap spraypaint and gave that old beater a twenty twenty paint job.

by WranglerWrider December 29, 2010

you had one job

What bad guys say to their henchman when they either fail their task or get distracted.

Chicken Run lady: You had one job, Mr. Tweedy!

by frabrizio July 18, 2018

Tex - job

- supposedly a slang, for a girl who is married to a handicapped man.

All men who are willing to marry any handicapped girl in this world, are most welcome to gossip and laugh about Tex - job

by Petersonn June 21, 2006

3/4 Blow Job

A 3/4 blow job is when a girl is giving a blow job and stops right before the man ejaculates (blows a load) and then the man ends up walking away disappointed.

My girlfriend was blowing me but ended up only giving me a 3/4 Blow Job so I dumped her ass!

by quincygamer June 20, 2011