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October 21st

Your gf/crush has to give you a kiss no matter what.
Hey cutie come give me a kiss its October 21st
by animalfudge4343 October 19, 2019
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October 21

by Kiara._.chavez October 19, 2019
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October 25

On October 25 all Canadians come together to kiss a hockey boy. The favourite day for puck bunnies. (Pap)
by Netflix_and_hp October 19, 2019
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October 21

Hold your ex’s hand pussy on October 21
by yeetinthesheets October 19, 2019
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October 19

make your brother drive you day!

on this day you have a free pass to make that mofo drive you wherever you want, use it!!
hey bro, it’s October 19th, you know what that means...

what?

you have to drive me *woot woot*
by Julie Henderson October 19, 2019
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October 19

by Julie Henderson October 19, 2019
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October 22nd

This day is the final edition to no homo day.

You're once again allowed to be as gay as fuck and you technically won't be gay!
This day you are more prone to contract all forms of STIs

I love consuming BITs. of fLY

( this is not october 33'D or the 9th. (i) promise You 2 )
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: whats up bro, guess what. It is October 22nd. I think it is that time again, atleast there will be no table leg down my arsehole this time.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: Hahaha.. You do not know what's coming Marcus. *Big smile implying he will be shoving his teeth down his ass and biting out the remnants of shit particles.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: I do not like the sound of this.. You okay Jordan? I don't like the sound of this anymore..
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: I can dance around on the court, I'm sure I can squeeze my body down that hole.

Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: If theres anyone I trust it sure is you J.M Please pleasure my anus.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: YOU KNOW IT NEPHEW!! YUMMMMMMM

Marcus was found dead the next morning with a huge tear going from his anus to his stomach. Jordan Micheal was then sent to an insane asylum for mental help.
by Pokemon_Dyno137_mario October 19, 2019
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