Santa Claus That Hoe

a process in which a guy makes a hoe eat reindeer shit and then sits on her and says hohoho until she cant breath and dies. Then he throws her under the christmas tree, chews up some cum and cookies and spits it on her. The he wraps her and gives her to a kid as a present.

Guy 1: yo, he santa claus that hoe
Guy 2: really?
Guy 1: yea, a kid opened her on christmas morning and had a heart attack
Guy 2: wow!

by Power Surge November 06, 2007

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spiderman dat hoe

when you ejaculate on a girl so much
she becomes stuck and can't get away.

i spiderman dat hoe to the wall see Bukkake

by FSK1138 September 29, 2007

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University of Okla(HOE)ma

This university is full of fucking hoes who fucking love dick. This bitches will be so obvious about their love for cock and their actions will show that they are literally begging for dick. I wouldn't touch any of these hoes tho because their pussies are probably an STD hive. If any girl is a hoe, she should 100% come to this university. A common nickname for this university is "TardU" but another good one would be "HoeU"

Bro, Mia at the University of Okla(HOE)ma is probably the biggest hoe in Norman, she is always acting up and it's so obvious she wants some fucking dick.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

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dissin' ma hoe

To insult someone by 'dissing' their girlfriend.

Harry: Yo cunt what the fuck are you doin' with that ugly bitch, man, she's a fuckin' minger, ya get me?
Dave: Shut ya mouf mate if you're dissin' ma hoe i'm gonna fuckin' twat ya, ya get me?

by Trenounde May 13, 2004

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