Gods touch

When you are dropping a deuce at a certain height in which splashes against your ass cheek

Jeff: The toilet water just splashed my ass
Stefanie: it's known as gods touch

by Bakarra December 4, 2014

Vape demi-god

Person who cannot live without vaping, he/she will do any trick you ask for. He/she.... is... a demi-god. Like Austin Lawrence

Friend: Dude, he's a fucking vape demi-god !

by hahalopasnedas April 2, 2018

God

A person who is taller than 180cm.

Tim is not a god because he's 176cm

by Rizmanovski May 20, 2021

Rizz God

The pure definition of Ivan Tsou

Person 1: Who is Ivan Tsou?
Person 2: The Rizz God
Person 1: ara ara makes sense

by psich October 16, 2022

Putting words in God’s mouth

Because that isn’t literally what the Bible does....

Hym “If man can’t literally speak with God, how is the Bible/All religious text not putting words in God’s mouth? (Which is something you accused me of doing) I don’t know, give my thing a couple of thousand years... We’ll see what happens...

by Hym Iam November 27, 2022

Grinding God

A name giving to someone that plays a certain game a lot and makes big cash, the name has only been given to one human so far

“What are you”-Dave

“I am the grinding god”-john

by Wild Warren December 13, 2020

toke god

A toke god man or woman of absolute class. Lacking the skill or talent to play a real position, these marijuana addicted fellows often play goalie if not bench, if they are a hockey player. As for the toke aspect of these fine individuals, they often use so much weed that they snap group chats looking high as shit, usually be pointed out for their likeness to someone who has recently been crying. Overall these folks generally go to stillwater high school as softmores, are absolute bums.

Wow that girl stank. She must be a Toke God

by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021