stevie bear

someone’s first day on earth

are u a stevie bear, honey?
yes, i am.

by smd676767 February 27, 2026

Nebraskan Bear Wipe

When you receive a blumpkin and when you’re about to splooge, the blower wipes your chocolate starfish with a disinfectant wipe to give it a burning sensation.

“Jessica gave me a Nebraskan Bear Wipe on Saturday and now my bum burns”

by Babyboo2026 February 28, 2026

Tiddy Bear Hug

While approaching a woman from behind, giving a giant bear hug and pinning both arms while grabbing both tits and squeezing.

Whilst tiptoeing quietly, I surprised Beth with a tiddy bear hug and a large hickey.

by Punch Bowl Turd March 8, 2026