A dirty smiley is when you flick a lighter and heat it up till it's really hot then press it to your skin till it cools off and it leaves a scar that looks like part of a smiley face.
by Earlysunsetsoverthatass July 13, 2014
Get the Dirty smileymug. by NotSoAverageHuman April 18, 2020
Get the Dirty Dazzamug. I broke up with Tiffany because she's a dirty eater. She told me she wanted to put potato salad in my rectum and crap it into her mouth.
by S. Joe September 2, 2010
Get the dirty eatermug. A friendly gesture in which one person fingers their shithole and jams said crap covered finger into the snotlocker of another. The nose of the recipient then begins to bleed resulting in an explosive stream of blood, snot and poo.
Dirty Red: My asshole itches...
Lil' Be Be: All of this winter weather is causing my nose to dry out....
Dirty Red: JAM!...ha ha....dirty nosebleed....go clean yourself up you stank ass trick....
Lil' Be Be: All of this winter weather is causing my nose to dry out....
Dirty Red: JAM!...ha ha....dirty nosebleed....go clean yourself up you stank ass trick....
by Capt Horatio Fellatio January 26, 2011
Get the dirty nosebleedmug. A sexy, God like creature that came from a hole in the ground. Known for hating bald people and making scrummy snacks at skiddy’ssnaccshakk. Also a carrier of every single STI
“ Some one stole my rat and left me a note looking like a child wrote it”
“Must be pulling a Dirty Skidwoth”
“Must be pulling a Dirty Skidwoth”
by Milk4206921 April 19, 2020
Get the Dirty Skidwothmug. The act where another woman is so obsessed with your man, that she will suck your pussy cum off his dick because she is a stage 5 clinger
by Macktruckk April 10, 2022
Get the Dirty Courtneymug. The act of ejaculating onto your girlfriends face while she is wearing sunglasses and listening to The Who.
My girlfriend was sunbathing in the back yard the other day and when The Who came on the radio, I just had to give her a Dirty Horatio.
by Squilubrious Fnizzleschnarf Jr June 10, 2020
Get the dirty horatiomug.