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giant gym rat

A giant rat that lives in a weird school that cant afford to get a exterminator.

The gym was buzzing with the usual chaos of kids running around, but then Kenza's eyes widened as she spotted something unusual. A giant rat, the size of a small dog, was perched precariously on the roof of the gym. It looked like it had been feasting on some serious gym snacks.

The janitor, Mr. Thompson, was a no-nonsense kind of guy. He saw the rat and, without missing a beat, grabbed his broom. With the precision of an Olympic javelin thrower, he hurled the broom at the rat. The broom hit its mark, and the rat tumbled down, landing with a thud on the gym floor. The kids erupted in a mix of cheers and screams.

But that wasn't the end of it. A few days later, during a particularly boring assembly, Kenza noticed the rat again. This time, it was lurking near the bleachers, right next to where all the 6th graders were sitting. Everyone was oblivious, except for one brave 7th grader who let out a blood-curdling scream, "RAT!" The entire gym went into a frenzy, with kids scrambling to get away from the bleachers.
Dance kid: ugh PE is so bad what do u even do?

PE kid: I watch janitors throw brooms at giant gym rats.
by anonymous February 26, 2025
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a sexy mole rat

For short "ASMR"
I'm gonna watch ASMR (a sexy mole rat) dance
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seagul eats rat

seagul eats rat:

Person 1: That seagul is eating a rat!

Person 2: gogogogo gogogogo
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Rat

One who possesses an ass of cabbage; on the verge of shitting oneself incognito.
Who was the rat that crop-dusted the entire second floor of RAW? It smells like a dead body has been here for weeks.
by Crustykristy March 8, 2025
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Rat Belt

A type of rat, commonly seen wearing a belt. Not to be confused with a belt rat.
by RatBellyBeltBuckler March 14, 2025
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Splat Rat

The act of giving a guy a blowjob, holding the cum in your mouth, and then using it to get a girl pregnant while eating her out.
I gave her a splat rat and now her boyfriend thinks it’s his.
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creatine rat

a meathead who cant go about their day until they snort their 5g of creatine
Rat: man im feeling so damn itchy today
Friend: Take your white powder then you fucking creatine rat
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