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new rick roll

A more up-to-date way to annoy friends on social networking sites. A "new rick roll" becomes especially necessary when no one even checks the links you post anymore, because you've already rick rolled all your friends multiple times.

Specific examples of the new rick roll can include but are not limited too: running a straight like on someone's page or pulling a status highjack.
Mike: What are you giggling about?
Sally: I just straight liked five people, its my new rick roll.
by sweetsarahbelle February 21, 2011
mugGet the new rick rollmug.

Swedish roll

Swedish roll is referring to the sexual act of defecating on one’s chest, this may appeal to people who are getting bored in a relationship and running out of options to keep the ball rolling.

This act can be played out at any point during sexual liaisons, once you have shat on the chest (or been shat on) you begin to roll it along the chest as if your making a pastry roll. It is suggested that the chest shitter has had a decent amount of fibre leading up to the event ( helpful for the rolling process).
Her: babe I’m starting to get bored of our vanilla sex, can we spice things up?

Little John: I have an idea! Swedish roll, let’s get smelly!
by 2sukamukmcguck May 23, 2024
mugGet the Swedish rollmug.

Shoulda Rolled

A response to something that happened that in no way could be avoided.
Police officer: The victim was hit by an oncoming car. It was going too fast for him to avoid it.

Police officer 2: ....shoulda rolled.

Or

"Today we will discuss the ways Freddy Murcury could have avoided HIV. Number 1..... shoulda rolled"
by Pandeer Glepstein July 10, 2018
mugGet the Shoulda Rolledmug.

pizza rolls

gimme the fricking pizza rolls
by kadenwoo78 September 1, 2020
mugGet the pizza rollsmug.

roll up the tarp

When two women, presumably lesbians, have sex in the woods or in a tent.
My girlfriend and I went camping last week, at night we went to roll up the tarp.
by Jssjjaajajah June 2, 2018
mugGet the roll up the tarpmug.

Rolls-Royce defender

Much like a Rolls-Royce oozes power, speed and class, a Rolls-Royce defender is a centre back with traits such as physical dominance, strength, power, and a refined quality on the ball. They read the game well and make the game look effortless with their class and composure.
Julian - Rio Ferdinand was a Rolls-Royce defender. The game was too easy for him

David - William Saliba is Arsenal's Rolls-Royce

James - van Dijk is more of a Rolls-Royce than Kompany
by dst12345 July 6, 2024
mugGet the Rolls-Royce defendermug.

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