Mexican Reload

Instead of reloading the gun. Just grabbing another gun and continue shooting.

This bitch broke into my house last night. I emptied the 9 and did a Mexican reload and emptied the 40 too

by MeatandTaters January 6, 2022

That one Mexican

If you’re people like me, you probably have that one Mexican who’s living off your really wealthy grandfather who currently has dementia and forgets stuff within five minutes. She uses this as a strategy to get away with anything fucked up that she does. That includes destroying a perfectly healthy white family, uses him to get Sonic every week, gets him to take her wherever she wants whenever she wants, doesn’t give him his medicine so that his dementia gets worse so he won’t remember anything, tricks your family into thinking there’s gonna be a pool party especially for your cousin who recently lost his dad but then to your surprise as you pull up, the pool looks like Shreks Swamp and nobody’s at the house, and constantly reminds your grandfather about his son moving towns over in which he forgets about it within five minutes but that five minutes is like a living hell for him. If you can relate, you’re not alone so just stay strong and throw her in the pool and let her drown. She can’t swim!

Grandson of a legend
“Dude what that Beaner did is so not cool!”

His cousin who is also the Grandson of a legend
“Yeah man I know she’s outta control!”

Grandson of a legend
“If we stand tall, that bitch ass beaner won’t let us down no more!”

His cousin who is also the Grandson of a legend
“LETS THROW HER IN THE POOL!!”

Grandson of a legend
“FUCK YEAH, AVENGING ALL OUR FAMILY WHO SHES DESTROYED!!”

That one Mexican

“Wait what are y’all doin, wait, AHHHHHHHH, HELP ME!”

The whole family just sits back with popcorn as they watch her drown like it’s a movie

by Certified Bossier Boy May 18, 2023

Mexican Tour Guide

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.

I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.

by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011

Mexican

A Mexican is a mutilated cow giving birth to a bee

Bro did you see that Mexican back there?

Yeah did you see the bee hanging out of its ass?

by CagedLemons23 February 21, 2020

Mexican Transport

A shitty pickup truck with a ton of people riding in the bed.

Rob: That Mexican transport has to be illegal. They got like 20 people stuffed into the back of that old truck
Jose: Naw man they doo dat all da time en mexico!!!

by ChildOfLivonia February 8, 2010

Mexican Waterpark

To douse your partner in queso dip during the act of sex

Person 1: Samantha was not a fan of the Mexican Waterpark

Person 2: What? Is she racist?

by FriendlyNeighborhoodWriterMan December 3, 2021

Mexican mailbox muffin

Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebody’s mailbox.

Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.

by Fast Floyd Richards May 7, 2021