Blow Job Artist (BJA)

a woman who is particularly excellent at blow jobs

that girl last night gave me the best blow job ever. as if i were getting head from a vacuum. i do believe she was a Blow Job Artist (BJA).

by quabbtwabbler May 24, 2011

ice cream paint job

to ejaculate inside a woman's body; "cream on the inside, clean on the outside." reference: see "are the rims big/do they ride good" refering to a woman's breasts and sexual intercourse

I gave cathy an ice cream paint job and she thought I was wearing a rubber, now a baby daddy.

by i'm smarter than you August 22, 2009

t-rex hand job

To be masturbated by a person with ataxic cerebral palsy. A person with this birth defect has one or two small and withered arm resembling the arm of a tyrannosaurus rex.

I don't care what you say about her being a freak! I love the t-rex hand job. It makes my unit look huge!

by lowtarsmokenfool July 3, 2010

Twenty Twenty Paint Job

A crummy paint job on a car that only looks good from twenty feet away while going twenty miles and hour.

We grabbed some cheap spraypaint and gave that old beater a twenty twenty paint job.

by WranglerWrider December 29, 2010

Tex - job

- supposedly a slang, for a girl who is married to a handicapped man.

All men who are willing to marry any handicapped girl in this world, are most welcome to gossip and laugh about Tex - job

by Petersonn June 21, 2006

you had one job

What bad guys say to their henchman when they either fail their task or get distracted.

Chicken Run lady: You had one job, Mr. Tweedy!

by frabrizio July 18, 2018

Abby's Hand Job Hand

A hand job that is excruciatingly painful and is always given by an elegant girl. Often, the girl mistakes the male's squirms and cries of pain to be of pleasure. As a result, the girl's hands squeeze tighter. In origins, the ancient Mesopotamian name "Abby," was given to those of great power and beauty.

Derek: ahhh....ughhh....aaGGHHGHHH!

Abby: Harder? Okay!

Derek: ..ARRGGGNNNNHNLARIFAFIAFIIGGHHH..AHHH! AHHHGGHH ABBY'S HAND JOB HAND!! AGHHHHHHH!

Abby: What? Use both hands?

Derek: RAHGAHGHRGRHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHAGH!

by jayissohardcoreheisonfire December 5, 2010