gods chopping block

vagina

i got splinters off gods chopping block

by wormxing October 19, 2010

guitar hero god

more commonly reffered to as "kristen" or a person that is extremely good at the game "guitar hero.

boy that guitar hero god is sure rocking this place up with her amazing skills.

by K Pi May 29, 2011

Fatty God

Overlord of all fatties; ruler of all who are big, as well as loud, obnoxious, and annoying.

Man, Patty is such a Fatty God when they're around.

by Gili December 26, 2007

potch god

The supreme deities of beer pong. They have the qualities of omnipotence, omnipresence, omni benevolence

They answer the calling typical 66% of the time

when andy sinks the last cup after asking for the potch god;s guidance

by Jason The Emperor April 10, 2008

'God will do'

The name given to a person or persons who wishes to be known as God through their perceived achievements, however those who do not quite believe they deserve this title would call them 'God Will do'

Eg, Guy 1: I am so cul. You want to give me a cul name? Well i suppose God will do.
Girl: Ok 'God will do'

by Snaren2 April 7, 2009

Hopscotch with God

An extremely hard gta v maneuver in which one starts to fly on their bike, bounce off a tough and remain flying

Tyler just did a hopscotch with God!

by Xmas Jackson flaxon waxon February 14, 2014

pick-up god

The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.

"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"

by Ahotchick April 22, 2014