The butt men are a group of deformed digital birds with large gluteal areas that can crush you in a fraction of the time. Their collective name comes from a misinterpretation of a line in a song by Jack Black and Tenacious D.
"Be you angels?'
And we said, "Nay!"
"We are butt men!"
SQUORTCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
And we said, "Nay!"
"We are butt men!"
SQUORTCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by MrWhomstDVe March 1, 2021

by R.McV February 6, 2017

Crumbly butt, (CB)
1. A person who communicates with a constant stream of negativity and complaint, is emotionally and spiritually draining and is not pleasant to be around .
2. Conversations consist of an endless stream of negativity resulting in bad conversation.
3. It Is not a fun or enjoyable experience for participating party to engage with or good for your emotional and mental health to be in presence of a CB.
4. A crumbly butt is a person who constantly uses the following terms:
"life sucks. I hate stars. Why are you smiling? Some people need pushed off of a cliff for being around me.
That's dumb. Your kids are retarded. I used to be awesome."
5. Generally a crumbly butt lacks or does not have the capacity of self awareness and you must use caution when engaging with a CB
6. A CB commonly possess the traits of narcissistic personality disorder.
1. A person who communicates with a constant stream of negativity and complaint, is emotionally and spiritually draining and is not pleasant to be around .
2. Conversations consist of an endless stream of negativity resulting in bad conversation.
3. It Is not a fun or enjoyable experience for participating party to engage with or good for your emotional and mental health to be in presence of a CB.
4. A crumbly butt is a person who constantly uses the following terms:
"life sucks. I hate stars. Why are you smiling? Some people need pushed off of a cliff for being around me.
That's dumb. Your kids are retarded. I used to be awesome."
5. Generally a crumbly butt lacks or does not have the capacity of self awareness and you must use caution when engaging with a CB
6. A CB commonly possess the traits of narcissistic personality disorder.
I had the unfortunate experience of being in the presence of a crumbly butt for an hour yesterday at work.
He is such a crumbly butt.
Everything was wonderful until that crumbly butt showed up .
You better never tell anyone that I dated a crumbly butt for nine years .
.. "and then I was stuck in a car with a crumbly butt for 5 weeks !"
He is such a crumbly butt.
Everything was wonderful until that crumbly butt showed up .
You better never tell anyone that I dated a crumbly butt for nine years .
.. "and then I was stuck in a car with a crumbly butt for 5 weeks !"
by Sunny83 June 18, 2023

Mary: A sandwich walks into the bar, the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Larry: That was so funny I just let a Butt Guster go!
Larry: That was so funny I just let a Butt Guster go!
by Marie1967 September 21, 2011

by Wrapitandtapit November 14, 2017

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 13, 2016

by Yeetboy1234567890 February 6, 2019
