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butt men

The butt men are a group of deformed digital birds with large gluteal areas that can crush you in a fraction of the time. Their collective name comes from a misinterpretation of a line in a song by Jack Black and Tenacious D.
"Be you angels?'
And we said, "Nay!"
"We are butt men!"
SQUORTCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by MrWhomstDVe March 1, 2021
mugGet the butt menmug.

Butt Holeidue

The build up of moisture that builds up in a woman's butt hole while having sex on her back.
Honey, you left some Butt Holeidue on the sheets when you sat up.
by R.McV February 6, 2017
mugGet the Butt Holeiduemug.

Crumbly butt

Crumbly butt, (CB)
1. A person who communicates with a constant stream of negativity and complaint, is emotionally and spiritually draining and is not pleasant to be around .
2. Conversations consist of an endless stream of negativity resulting in bad conversation.
3. It Is not a fun or enjoyable experience for participating party to engage with or good for your emotional and mental health to be in presence of a CB.

4. A crumbly butt is a person who constantly uses the following terms:

"life sucks. I hate stars. Why are you smiling? Some people need pushed off of a cliff for being around me.

That's dumb. Your kids are retarded. I used to be awesome."
5. Generally a crumbly butt lacks or does not have the capacity of self awareness and you must use caution when engaging with a CB
6. A CB commonly possess the traits of narcissistic personality disorder.
I had the unfortunate experience of being in the presence of a crumbly butt for an hour yesterday at work.

He is such a crumbly butt.
Everything was wonderful until that crumbly butt showed up .
You better never tell anyone that I dated a crumbly butt for nine years .
.. "and then I was stuck in a car with a crumbly butt for 5 weeks !"
by Sunny83 June 18, 2023
mugGet the Crumbly buttmug.

Butt Guster

Mary: A sandwich walks into the bar, the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

Larry: That was so funny I just let a Butt Guster go!
by Marie1967 September 21, 2011
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butt fuffle

That is such a fluffy butt fuffle on that bunny!
by Wrapitandtapit November 14, 2017
mugGet the butt fufflemug.

Sewage butt

Joe has such a sewage butt that he can't sweat without making a mess in his pants
mugGet the Sewage buttmug.

Butt Sweat

When you don’t get on 2k, you are cursed with the butt sweat of ClayPowPow.
I texted Can I build Plz to get on, and he hasn’t said anything, i guess he has butt sweat.
by Yeetboy1234567890 February 6, 2019
mugGet the Butt Sweatmug.

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