A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.
Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.
by Oh ... That girl May 25, 2007
Get the Bag of Crotchesmug. 1. "I really hate this train Michael. I'm going to bag it off" 2. "I hate doing the washing up." "Bag it off."
by Banjo Patterson123 February 20, 2012
Get the Bag it offmug. John: Broh, whats your favorite flavor of Bag of chips, ribbed or barbed? I like Elephant barbed.
Bob: wut
Bob: wut
by ~Dork December 13, 2019
Get the Bag of chipsmug. by lilbtchness January 24, 2015
Get the bag eyesmug. Referring to something underwhelming. Waff being anything found on the inside of a bagpipe, inc air, mucous, irnbru and dribble. Underwhelming, flaccid or disappointing. Waff.
by GeoffPower January 3, 2021
Get the Bag of Waffmug. The auxiliary table in the cafeteria where you put your excess stuff during lunch. The table is also used by those in your group who get food after the primary table has become full.
"Aww man, if I didn't wait in the crazy-long line at Popeye's, I wouldn't get stuck at the bag table with Jeff."
"Ha Ha loser. You should've gotten Manchu Wok like the rest of us."
"Ha Ha loser. You should've gotten Manchu Wok like the rest of us."
by Gus :D October 29, 2008
Get the bag tablemug. Someone who is more than simply a tool. So much of a tool in fact, that a mechanic's collection of tools does not contain as many tools as would equal the level of tooldom that a "tool bag" contains. Therefore, their tool level is higher than tool and moves up to "tool bag."
by cruggina October 27, 2013
Get the tool bagmug.