tasty bean

a bean, but tasty

person 1: man that is a tasty bean
person 2: yes I agree

by superbean69 November 25, 2019

The Bean Stalk

When you dip your penis in coffee and then get your girl to suck it off.

I gave my girl The Bean Stalk last night

by Yo momma part 24 January 18, 2022

Bean

Bean is a term to describe a crazy or mad or stupid person

i think that my youth in your class is a bean

by vybzworldboss March 4, 2019

Bean stock

When a homie encounters a bean company that sells stocks. This is only available to the free food club of America.

Ryan - you Buy that bean stock yet?
Steven- nah but I heard you have to be apart of the free food club of America.
Ryan- you trying to join?
Steven - of course that sounds great! I’d love to invest in some nice bean Stock!

Ryan- I’ll account for your 100 new stocks of beans!

by Compound dyslexic January 3, 2022

Beaned

The act of being hit in the Genitals by a blunt projectile

In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*

Man #2: What happened?

Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*

Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!

Man #1: ;-;

by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019

buff beans beag

Eat beans for break

I to eat buff beans beag every day-joe mom

by Bob man smith the 3rd May 21, 2022

Bean

A bean is a precious, adorable, and selfless person, this term is also used for adorable things in general.

Person 1: "Did you see David, he's such a precious bean uwu!!"

Person 2: "I know, he's too much of a bean qwq!"

by WholesomeDefinitionsuwu February 5, 2020