Griff: This Taco Bell internet is laggy as hell.
Tucker: Yeah dude, you're rubber banding all over the place.
Tucker: Yeah dude, you're rubber banding all over the place.
by GDubz019 July 26, 2021
I wish people would stop leaving all this taco bell graffiti, I mean the brush is right next to the toilet for a reason!
by I piss knowledge December 11, 2020
(V.): The act of applying Frank's Red Hot over a Mexican hooker's vagina before proceeding to eat her out
Mexican Hooker: "What are ya looking for suggah daddy?"
Customer: "I was really thinking a Spicey Street Taco. "
Customer: "I was really thinking a Spicey Street Taco. "
by Mr.Magic's_Magical_Magic_Kit December 15, 2015
by Carl Bob III May 28, 2014
It's the closest thing to sex in pizza form. I have no clue what shit is in there, but damn is it tasty
"Man, I'd kill for a taco pizza, right now."
"What's in that shit anyway?"
"I don't know, man, but damn it's hella tasty!"
"What's in that shit anyway?"
"I don't know, man, but damn it's hella tasty!"
by JLJackalope June 25, 2020
Me: I didn’t order a panini. I ordered a taco.
Tunisian Waiter: This is a taco.
Me: I’m American. I know what a taco looks like. And even if I didn’t, you’ve got a picture of one right here on your menu. What you’ve brought me is a panini.
Tunisian Waiter: That’s just a picture. That doesn’t matter.
Me: Ah, I see. This is a Tunisian Taco.
Tunisian Waiter: This is a taco.
Me: I’m American. I know what a taco looks like. And even if I didn’t, you’ve got a picture of one right here on your menu. What you’ve brought me is a panini.
Tunisian Waiter: That’s just a picture. That doesn’t matter.
Me: Ah, I see. This is a Tunisian Taco.
by Tunis Jack July 25, 2022
by Useless ex husband June 26, 2023