September 16th is the day you have to kiss someone named Blake and if they play sports you have to kiss them twice
Emma:hey did you hear it’s National kiss Blake day
Jessie:omg I didn’t know I am going to go find a Blake to kiss right now thanks for telling me
Jessie:omg I didn’t know I am going to go find a Blake to kiss right now thanks for telling me
by HighVoltageOutdoors September 14, 2022

by Floorboard2 January 12, 2022

by Naughty Chalky September 29, 2020

When your partner is eating your ass and you decide to be cute by clenching your asshole a few times to give them kisses.
by Juice Jam January 31, 2025

Most men have heard this statement and accept it without protest or rationalizing what it means. Dudes, it's not about female emotion but rather their need to control. The need to control is really about the fear of losing control. Guys, if you allow a female to start setting rules at the beginning of a relationship, then it's a slippery slope. Tell your date she should not need a rule to decide when it’s the right time to share a personal moment together.
by Leap Cruncher August 5, 2021

"today's National kiss a Texan day, I have someone in mind but I honestly think that they'd prefer the beans over me."
by Greencity2000 October 23, 2023

by hell214 January 6, 2022
