Simp

Samir Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

We all have that one friend Samir who will run a mile for a girl. Smh

Friend: "Hey Samir, wanna go to Johnny Canucks for wings?"

Samir: "Yeah for sure!"

1 Hour Later...

Friend: "Where are you bro?"

Samir: "I'm on the way to Montreal by foot"

Friend: "Simp"

by TheRealKorumbah April 02, 2020

simp

YOU

YOU ARE THE SIMP

by koyoto November 01, 2022

Simp

Someone who will say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will be in good favor with that person.

Tanmaya Kothari from Delhi, India is the biggest simp on planet earth

by Bhai September 18, 2020

Simp

A way for a virgin to make fun of people who want to date a person.

That dude just gave that girl a dollar to get a drink. What a simp!

by Hensolo1125 September 28, 2020

Simp

something virgins say when they know their friend is getting laid

you treat your girlfriend right? You simp.

by Chuckles Th Relationship Piggy September 27, 2020

Simp

If your name is Bola, Jonathan or Daniel you are 100% a simp. From Simpcinatti.

Bola, Daniel and Jonathan simp so hard for every girl.

by Badgalstef June 12, 2020

Simp

A kid that is obsessed with his girlfriend and leaves all the boys. Mostly named Diego

Diego simps for Pao and leaves all his friends.

by Fwgegfevrvr grvrve August 21, 2021