simp

Brayden Edward Hendrickson is the definition of a simp
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Simp

A massive man (usually called Jacob) putting bros before hoes
JACOB IS A PHAT SIMP
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Simp

A person who usually agrees with what a woman says just for some coochie. They usually have a name like Seth or Alan
Seth keeps leaving us just to talk to some depressed girl that doesn’t even like him and is secretly gay . What a SIMP
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Simp

From the early-mid 80's.
Short for "Simpleton"
1) A person lacking in basic 'walking around sense'
2) Another way of calling someone a retard/idiot
Bill is such a simp, he probably can't even dress himself.
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Simp

A person who does anything for their crush. A simp is the type of person that would buy a girl a $1000 bracelet even though the girl doesn't even know him. People usually mistake the word "simp" with the word "respectful to woman"
jake: "you helped olivia when she fell and looked really hurt?? lol whatta simp."
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Mega Simp

Somebody who genuinely ends up in hospital because you simp that hard
Aryans a mega simp, he’s in the hospital.
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