Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll

Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine

by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022

The Rolling Theory

This theory is the same exact concept as the pickle and/ or olive theory, but for pothead significant others. If the relationship has one person who is a master at rolling and a master at getting high, then the relationship is at an equilibirum. This is best explained by the phenomenon of “opposites attracting.” Since there is always one person who knows how to roll and another who wishes how, the compatibility of both partners are being constantly tested.

* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.

Friend: “Yeah, me and my girl are pretty close. We smoke a lot but I don’t know how to roll…”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”

by lovetherapistruntz June 10, 2024

rolls flat

To travel be one's self; lacking an entourage

The opposite of roll thick

Steve rolls flat so he can keep all the hunnies to himself!

by Crash Override 8 January 4, 2008

pizza rolls

a type of food

can you cook me pizza rolls in the oven

by anonymous February 1, 2022

Swiss Roll

When you nutt in her ass and eat it out that's a Swiss roll

Me and Harley were fucking last night and I gave her a Swiss Roll

by Black Negan April 3, 2017

roll credits

To beat a video game. Many modern games display the credits for the game once the player completes the main quest, just like most movies have end credits. This doesn’t necessarily mean that the the player has 100%’d the game, just that they have experienced the main storyline. There may be more side quests, post-credits content, or DLC/expansion packs available.

I rolled credits on The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom last night after “only” 250 hours of play time. I still have about 400 koroks to find, though.

How could James say that Untitled Goose Game was too shallow and easy? He didn’t even roll credits!

by ttdi July 22, 2023

power-roll

A roll on the tambourine. if the music has 1 half note follwed by 3 quater notes

..power-roll

by scruggles the snare bear May 15, 2009