Mexican Christmas Tree

Marijuana plant.

Did you notice that Mexican Christmas Tree they had growing on their back patio?

by MikeInGrafton June 22, 2024

mexican dogturd

When you drip Sriracha on a freshly cooked kielbasa, and insert it into your lovers anal cavity, which is followed by a penis.

I gave my girlfriend the Mexican dogturd last night, she'll be shitting her brains out for weeks.

by Mtd November 15, 2016

2 fat Mexicans 1 burrito

A 2 hour long Mexican gay porno movie involving 2 fat Mexicans eating a dodgy burrito out of each other's shit covered assholes. Apparently it won a people's choice award as the best and traumatic Mexican porno movie in the world.

Man 1- We should watch 2 Fat Mexicans 1 burrito

Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days

by wogprince2001 June 09, 2021

Mexican flute

A raunchy girl who, unbeknownst to the guy, has a mouthful of jalepono poppers, whilst delivering oral sex.

I was having a great time Cabo at the foam party, until Junit delivered to me a Mexican flute.

by Maleeeek April 22, 2017

Mexican Cumcake

The act of cumming in a frying pan and eating

Juan made a delicious Mexican cumcake.

by koolterrorist May 12, 2023

Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.

Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.

by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020

mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it

Do not Mexican speed train me!

by county boy 101 February 22, 2014