Did you hear Joe got Ligma?

The ultimate power move. Immune to all counterattacks, including but not limited to: No U, Uno reverse card, etc.

Me: Did you hear Joe got Ligma?
Your Mom: Joe who?
Me: LIgma balls BITCH

by don't ask who joe is September 16, 2019

do you know who joe is

JOE MAMA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA

bob: do you know who joe is
jimmy: who is joe?
bob: joe mama AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
jimmy: *fucking dies*

by timithy is funny November 27, 2020

Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe

What my friend says instead of well call me surprised. And Joe-Joe exotic

Well Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe, she caught the squirrel!

by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020

Joe Burrow Yoo-hoo Popsicle Dick

noun- Joe Burrow's phallus dipped in a Yoo-hoo chocolate drink, then frozen to form a popsicle

Guy 1: Will, you would probably suck Joe Burrow's dick.
Will: No, I would not!
Guy 2: You'd probably dip his dick in Yoo-hoo and freeze it to make a Joe Burrow Yoo-hoo popsicle dick. And you'd suck that bitch till it melts.

by Twhiddy December 5, 2021

Joe Biden Cant Ride Bikes

He doesnt know how 𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊 one

𝕳𝖊 𝖜𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖘𝖆𝖜 𝕵𝖔𝖊 𝕭𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖓 𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝖚𝖘𝖊 𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖇𝖎𝖐𝖊,𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖘 𝖘𝖆𝖉.Joe biden cant ride bikes really.

by Joe Biden Dad April 20, 2021

Joe Biden useful for only one thing

Destroying the lives of white people who have been far more successful than I have. And won’t even help me. Alternatively, him getting in, might be a good idea. (in that way, at least)

Joe Biden useful for only one thing

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 29, 2020

San Francisco Pile Driving Sloppy Joe

A term used to describe when bestiality is performed on a stray dog that has some kind of anal disease that makes things all the more stickier. Normally, this occurs on the streets of San Francisco when a homeless man encounters a dog and is bored.

That was the messiest San Francisco Pile Driving Sloppy Joe EVAR!

by JakeTheKiffer September 11, 2011