get some poop

the act of getting some ass

Dude im gonna get some poop tonight!!

by poopgetter October 3, 2009

poop chute magoot

For someone to act like a pretentious/ snooty asshole.

Why does Tray always have to act like a little poop chute magoot?

by PS3 playa January 28, 2009

poop dick ditch

An up and coming term for those lame sons of bitches who think they're kinky, but freak out and run away screaming as soon as shit gets real (literally).

"This hottie and me were getting in on real good, for sure! But then..., I um, got a little ick on me, so I had to bounce!"
"You poop dick ditched? David, that's some basic ass shit right there."

by Waitforit!** May 31, 2017

Took a poop on his chest

The act of disrespecting or otherwise performing a undesirable act toward someone in any way. Also known as Die chester poopen

Student 1: Dude what happened to Odysseus again?
Student 2: Life took a poop on his chest

Gamer 1: Lol man you totally raped him
Gamer 2: Yeah he was talking shit so I took a poop on his chest.

by Eaode July 6, 2011

poop lol pee xddd

every single child

Timmy! Ready to pee and poop?
poop lol pee xddd
Timmy?

by stevegaming1483 April 13, 2021

Poop dick blow-job

After anal sex, a blow-job is given.

Your mom got freaky with me last night and gave me a poop dick blow-job!

by chilifest March 12, 2009

spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey

Everything that seems too good to be true most likely IS too good to be true; there's something suspicious about that. This expression originally comes from the Russian "lozhka govna v bochke myoda" with the same meaning.

$50 for that "Rolex"? There's a spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey. I think you got ripped off and they sold you a turnip.

by pentozali December 28, 2005