simp

Squirrel In My Pants !
the best rap song ever existed, by 2 Guyz N the Parque and Candice in the episode "Comet Kermillian" of the infamous series Phineas and Ferb.

Street Performer: Tell me what's making you jump like that!
Background singers: SIMP, squirrels in my pants!

by lilyman September 17, 2020

SIMP

Someone who gives and devotes a lot of his time and effort into a women that will not give him nothing in return… a simp don’t have a chance with her but get mad or jealous if other men do.

Me: let’s go out to the club tonight

Simp: Sorry bro I can’t go out I might be wit the girl I have a crush on tonight if she wants to.

by anonymous June 1, 2023

Simp

Sal

You are such a simp

by Croyal April 22, 2020

Simp syndrome

The state of simping in an extreme case.

Symptoms include:
-a feeling of nausea or physical vomiting due to excitement over a person
-getting sexually aroused by the sight of ones face

She definitely has simp syndrome, did you see what she said about him?

“Guys since he text me I haven’t been able to eat”

by jammmaj December 18, 2020

Simp

Not jason tyler

He’s a simp.

by Yuhhhhhhy November 8, 2020

Amfrized Simp

A simp for Amfrized who, is a former (Or maybe current) moderator for ModernSoldier (Chad).

I guess i'm an Amfrized Simp. But I'm proud of it.

by Egirl(A Femboy) May 15, 2021

Simp VCM

Simp VCM is in absolute heaven when Dafydd responds to her messages, she sure is a certified simp, but only for Dafydd!

(Them) Hey are you a Simp VCM?

(You) yes I sure do love Dafydd!

by NMOwen January 15, 2022