Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.

Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.

by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021

Big Mexican

A large overweight mexicano man.

Look at the big mexican eating a burrito

by Big Fat Mexican June 3, 2021

2 fat Mexicans 1 burrito

A 2 hour long Mexican gay porno movie involving 2 fat Mexicans eating a dodgy burrito out of each other's shit covered assholes. Apparently it won a people's choice award as the best and traumatic Mexican porno movie in the world.

Man 1- We should watch 2 Fat Mexicans 1 burrito

Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days

by wogprince2001 June 9, 2021

Mexican Hammer

Synonym for adjustable pliers such as those manufactured by Channel Lock.

Hey Dave, can you toss me the Mexican hammer?

by fuckdoggydog June 9, 2021

The Mexican chille

The Mexican Chille is when you smear your dick in hot souse and stick in your girlfriends ass then eat her out of the ass

I gave my girlfriend the Mexican chille

by Bill69420 June 26, 2021

Mexican Backstroke

the act of doing the backstroke in some ones pool while taking a shit.

that neighbor is never allowed over here again, yesterday he did the Mexican backstroke in our pool.

by Mr Nasty says July 1, 2021

Mexican Hot Dog

when a mexican roofdog bites onto a powerline too close to a building.

anAverageWendigo: You should see mexico, there's also dogs on the roof and they're so close that they could bite the power lines

wunderbraten: Mexican Hot Dogs?

zilldido: yeah dude...a mexican hot dog.

by OGpoopdealer July 2, 2021