When a women wakes a man up in the morning to perform oral sex on him while she simultaneously dips two finger in hot sauce and shoves it up his rectum.
by Rim Tobbs November 22, 2020
Get the Mexican Breakfastmug. by B With The D March 13, 2024
Get the Mexican Speedwrenchmug. by Bigmexicanmaster22 October 11, 2022
Get the Mexican-ingmug. A mexican shedding cobra is when your having sex and the hole the penis is inside of is too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off of the penis.
"How was last night with that new baddy?"
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."
by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024
Get the Mexican Shedding Cobramug. by ShmeeShmorvo January 25, 2023
Get the Mexican Standoffmug. A pedophile that lurks in the deepest nether regions of mud puddles. He also very much enjoys to give the good succ to little children still on the clock. Faps to large amounts of loli porn. We love him though because we lack real friends.
Person 1: What's that crusty penis in that elementary school yard mud puddle?
Person 2: That's Horhay The Mexican Mudcrab.
Person 2: That's Horhay The Mexican Mudcrab.
by Girl with a dick June 23, 2018
Get the Horhay The Mexican Mudcrabmug. The act of cooking refried beans inside a Hispanic woman’s anal cavity utilizing a penis wrapped in a tin foil condom
Sabrina: ay carambà Juanito and I just whipped up the spiciest Mexican Bean Mash
Guadalupe: ¡que Mierda!
Guadalupe: ¡que Mierda!
by OfficiallyDrDubious June 25, 2025
Get the Mexican Bean Mashmug.