One who has mastered online low-stakes NL hold 'em in his/her first week of play. Named after the 2-time amateur chuddles who binked his way to four WSOP bracelets within his 7 days as an amateur.
He jams seven-deuce off-suite and gets the bink! An official Global God!
If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.
If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.
by J.J. Binks June 29, 2018
Get the Global Godmug. a kid named rylan that is upsesed with da doge
doge is sempi,dont fuck wit doge!!!!!
a tall-ish dude that can define a doge all the way to HELL
doge is sempi,dont fuck wit doge!!!!!
a tall-ish dude that can define a doge all the way to HELL
by TySoN_On_CrAk November 3, 2020
Get the doge godmug. The "sesh god" is a particular individual, usually in university or just moved out but still living on daddy's money, who goes out on the seshmost nights of the week or every night if you are a sesh lord and party's their arse off like the sun isn't going to come up.
by Skrrr pop pop December 14, 2017
Get the sesh godmug. Person 1: "Oh shit it's J-boy!"
Person 2: "Let's ask him if he has any ganja."
Person 1: "Hey J-boy, ya got any reefer?"
J-boy: "You mean gods herb?"
Person 2: "Let's ask him if he has any ganja."
Person 1: "Hey J-boy, ya got any reefer?"
J-boy: "You mean gods herb?"
by boobfucker007 January 8, 2017
Get the gods herbmug. by Urban god of the dictionary April 26, 2017
Get the puff godmug. Dank God refers to someone who wants to be reffered to as a faggot, but will not tell anyone that they are acyually gay.
by balallal February 1, 2021
Get the Dank Godmug. A man who has the power to travel between dimensions. He's currently known as LPK in the gaming community. He is a real memelord. He has created such classics as Spoink has swag with the other memelord TheAppleJhon. Legends say if you say Skip GOD 8 times while watching hentai, he will come to your Dimension and resolve all the problems there.
Bloke 1: Hey dude, do you have any idea where Skip GOD is ?
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.
by coolFaggit March 2, 2017
Get the Skip GODmug.