butt beans 

Canned beans that make the room smell like butt when you open them. These are particularly bad if they are "organic" or "rice and beans" in a can.

Roommate 1:"Hey, why does the kitchen smell like butt?"
Roommate 2: "I just bought these organic beans in can from Oregon, they're progressive... want some?"
Roommate 1: "Why would I eat butt beans?"

butt beans by Mississippi Fireant July 13, 2014

good beans 

bad beans

good beans or bad beans, you'll never know

good beans by Kronos6614 May 25, 2016

Weenie Beanie 

A character in Plants vs Zombies Heroes.

I just got destroyed by a Weenie Beanie!

Weenie Beanie by crazyben1234 June 28, 2017

Plantin' a beaner 

Midwest police slang for smoking a joint with a friend.

(As cop knocks on a window in a car with 2 guys in there) Cop- "What are you guys doing in there?"

Guys- "Just sitting here, hanging out"

Cop- "Oh, ok, I thought you guys were plantin' a beaner"

Plantin' a beaner by Wackabowski June 16, 2011

frank n beans 

Penis and balls.

As in, "How'd you get the beans above the frank?" frank n beans

frank n beans by distraught November 26, 2013

beaner activist 

A complete idiot who would rather sell out his country and economy to a bunch of wetbacks and beaners. Also known as MECHA, LA RAZA, and other ignorant morons. Typically believes that the Southwest U.S. was stolen from Mexico. Likes to coddle beaners and give them free social services at the expense of tax-paying U.S. citizens.

1. Those stupid beaner activists burned a U.S. flag downtown today.

2. Emergency rooms are closing because of beaner activists!

beaner activist by John from LA December 11, 2008

beaner 

a poor mexican usually known as Leo or Lee

go mow my lawn beaner

beaner by Deeeeeeeeeeeeeee89 March 27, 2009