Dirty Hancock

Receiving a handjob from a homeless vagrant

"Kurt went and worked the soup kitchen last night, ended up getting a dirty hancock in the alley."

by galaxyfe August 4, 2012

the dirty tuna

When a girl grinds on you and leaves a red mark (blood) on your leg because she's on her period.

Dude, is that blood on your leg? You just got the dirty tuna'd!!!

by Domidango December 22, 2013

Dirty Digby

Big man with a huge 12 inch cock fucks a girl into next week. While screaming ryan he then lights his pubes on fire then lights hers on fire.

Damn he did the dirty digby to you

by caddy1010101 September 7, 2021

Dirty Kandice

When she’s not done with you after your fuck fest and takes your entire dick and balls in her mouth so you can’t get dressed.

I tried to get up but she stopped me with a dirty Kandice .

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Dirty Magruder

noun, verb - dur-dee muh-g rOO-der

-Masturbating to the Watergate trial while wearing a Boy Scout uniform.

Dan Falato told Artie Lange a childhood story about how he was kicked out of Cub Scouts for getting caught doing the Dirty Magruder instead of helping build a tee-pee.

by MsMaryContrary May 19, 2016

Dirty Kofi

When you grab your third uncle by the bollocks and drag him down ten flights of parking lot stairs before neutering the poor chap and digging up his dead siamese cat and extracting stem cells for its bone marrow in an attempt to regrow his lost bits

“Let’s get out of here here marj, before this guy commits a Dirty Kofi on us!”

by MiracleManMeat May 9, 2023

Dirty Beak

When a chick's nose is so big that when she is tounging your balls it tickles your butthole.

Man that chick has a huge schnoz bro, she'd be a great candidate for the Dirty Beak.....

by Pets09 November 6, 2010