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cat driving a bus

A term used to describe old television producers, who are presumably inept or out of touch with younger viewers, when they make inexplicable program decisions.
Producer: We're calling the new car segment "rides, whips and hoons."
Kevin: What the hell is a hoon?
Producer: You know, it's what you youngsters call...hmmm...
Kevin: I swear it's like a "cat driving a bus."
Producer: Just shut up and read your lines you little punk unless you wanna go back to bagging groceries.
Kevin: Sorry sir, can I get you some more coffee.
by AOTS Fan September 29, 2010
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lost my cat

Refers to those times when, having imbibed too much, (maybe you inhaled too much, or drank way too much, or ate too much sugar…) suddenly you find yourself entirely unable to function properly and you end up doing something REALLY stupid, dangerous or even life threatening. "Too much, too much, you took too much!" Dr. Gonzo, Fear and Loathing.
(Don't remember anything that happened? Don't worry; your friends are always keen to tell you all the details the next day.)
Note: Also can be referred to as an AFE - "alcohol fueled event"
"After finishing off that entire bottle of absinthe, I totally lost my cat"

"Wow, what a weekend! I've never seen the piratess lose her cat like that!
by Piratess Bijoux July 9, 2010
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Chunky Cat Water

Water in a cat's water dish that has cat food and other slimy substances floating in it because it has not been changed in several days.
My 12 year old gets sick when she has to change the chunky cat water.
by mwolfgang April 23, 2009
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Meow the Pet Cat

A retarded cat who is from meow playground.. You have to feed him every time.
person 1: do you like Meow the Pet Cat?
person 2: yes
person 1: i hate YOU!
by ROBLOXNoob246 July 6, 2019
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samurai pizza cats

The best super-heroes ever. Consisting of three cats who love pizza, live in Japan and are samurai's.
Who do you call when you want some pepperoni? SAMURAI PIZZA CATS!
by Treg August 1, 2003
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I hate cats

WHat?? why would you hate cats??? YOU MONSTER
"I hate cats" -no one ever
by A dude🌝🌝🌝 November 30, 2021
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Crazy Cat Lady

The lady that has too many cats, maybe 5+ cats.

She won't stop being obsessed with cats, she will refer to cats a lot during conversations.
by Ashxia September 29, 2017
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