Water

The juice of life

You now shall be cleansed with thine water

You need to fucking drink water!

by Bruuuh May 3, 2021

Water

Water is an element from the earth in which it has sugar in it because the sugar is scared from the tounge creature drinking the water so the molecules hide and it gets very very small and hides and if you drink the waterrrr u can get stomach aches so if you ever wondered why you get stomach aches after drinking water this is why because it gives you a stomach ache and makes you act retarted.

Yo this drip of water just got me high asf

by Your local scientist March 8, 2019

water cooling

When you're drinking in the shower and switch the water to cold to stop yourself throwing up.

how did you get through 7 beers in one shower?
water cooling bro

by xX_ThotSlayer69_Xx January 3, 2025

open water rowing

An open water rower rows across an unprotected, “open” body of water experiencing the varied conditions of the environment. Open water rowing is to flat water rowing as cross country running is to running on a track.
Open water rowing most accurately describes the characteristics and possibilities on the water and the style of boat one would row given these varied conditions.

Open water rowing is a wonderful way to experience the San Francisco Bay.

by Juanita Sicktastic July 15, 2022

dean water

water carried by Dean, near a person who is named Dean, or produced by a Dean.

A: "Hey, this is some good water."
B: "Yeah, you're right Dean."
A: "Try some of my Dean water."

by Furrysexslave October 21, 2020

hint water

A water beverage advertised as being flavored, yet actually contains very little flavoring. Basically a seltzer water without the carbonation. Fits into the category of "new age" drinks that move away from traditional sodas/pops.

"This hint water tastes just like seltzer!"

"There's a new kind of hint water, it's grape flavored."
"I stopped drinking soda and now I drink hint water."

by Goldblacktea August 24, 2016

Arkansas Water Bender

When a woman inserts a water hose into her vagina for a prolonged period, then squirts the water out of her vagina into a man’s face.

An example of the Arkansas Water Bender:
“I heard that last night, Kelsea pulled an Arkansas Water Bender on Lewis’ face.”

by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025