Taco King

1. A man, anointed by the sexual gods, who has the ability to juggle more than one woman’s sexual needs at a time. Gifted with endurance, skill and creativity his capabilities are reserved for royalty only.

2. Someone who is able to eat tacos 24/7 and not gain any weight much to the frustration of his friends.

The newly crowned Taco King demanded his crown jewels be kept safe while he finished with the Golden Queen and Duchess Dirty Bird.

by KickstandLover October 15, 2018

Betty Tacos

A person who is feeling great, happy and has a wonderful smile who is independent and amazing.

"Hey how are you?"
"I'm Betty tacos thanks, yourself?"

by Americos May 18, 2014

top shelf taco

The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.

I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.

by pertassels December 15, 2023

Pittsburgh Walking Taco

First, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). Next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the testicles. Enjoy!

mmm I can't wait to give Mitch a Pittsburgh Walking Taco!

by PrincessThunderballs October 27, 2015

Taco Tunnel

1. The genitalia of a female persuasion.

Synonyms: Vagina, Pussy, Cunt, etc.

"Dude, LeAnne is totally gonna let me take a ride in her taco tunnel."

by DoubleTtheTacoking. June 16, 2016

Glossy taco

A glossy taco is a nickname made by the holo queen and famous youtuber Cristine, aka SimplyNailogical, for a normal glossy topcoat.

It is used to finish off a nail when painted and give it a glossy looking vibe.

'Just did my nails, now let's add a glossy taco.'

'Let's add a glossy taco 'cause we're gonna add nail vinyls next.'

by CHRLI- July 16, 2017

goose taco

Someone who acts so silly but tries to be professional at the same time

"Hey man what's going on?"

"Nothing, arguing with my girl about formal wear, she thinks short shorts are formal.."
"Still?!...man evie is a goose taco"

by Tonytony666 May 27, 2016