National slap your ex day

National slap your ex day is on October 30

It's when you slap your ex on any part of his/hers body ;))

(Am I doing you a favor?)

You: hey -name- it National Slap Your Ex Day..ya know what that means ;)

Ex: Shi-
-SLAP-

...(THE END)...LMFAOOO

by oOf me (♡) October 24, 2019

National kiss a football player day

kiss a football player on october 29

Today is national kiss a football player day i’m so excited.

by ashley.29 October 28, 2019

National Walmart day

October 29 is National Walmart day a day where we celebrate (Walmart) a place that sells pure (shit)

Me; happy national Walmart day
Random dude I’m texting :who are you

by Kim jong shlong October 29, 2019

national skip day

the day after halloween on november 1st. you are allowed to skip school so you can celebrate halloween the proper way.

did you hear that no one goes to school on national skip day?

by teterdina October 31, 2019

National slap day

On November 14 you can slap as many people as you want (even a girl)

Hey I'ma slap you it's national slap day.
Ok

by Dthoffkkg November 1, 2019

National fake friend day

national fake friend day is where you post about a fake friend or just drop them😂

National fake friend day

*post a pick on snap

“This is kisha she is a real *****”

by June212768 November 2, 2019

National Love your boyfriend or girlfriend day

November 10th is National love your boyfriend or girlfriend day on this day you have to love them with all your heart and kiss them whenever you get the chance give them your hoodie hold their hand tell them how much they mean to you

Guy- do you know what today is?
Girl- no
Guy- it’s national love your boyfriend or girlfriend day
Girl - yay

by Illuminateaconformed November 3, 2019